i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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