Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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