Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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