My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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