I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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