Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
