I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i now understand why vodka
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize