Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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