Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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