why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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