i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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