Fuck appropriateness.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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