He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i believe in u and ur pee
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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