Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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