question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You're a waste of cheezeits
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?