On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.