so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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