I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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