are you still at the devil's house?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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