I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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