is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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