he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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