dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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