i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
im on a boat
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