Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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