I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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