Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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