are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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