Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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