Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
