Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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