Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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