Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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