i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize