i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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The Easter sex puns were too abundant
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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