do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
third nipple confirmed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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