its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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