whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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