If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There r osticjed everywhere
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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