its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
