Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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