so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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