So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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