I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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