He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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