it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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