I need to stop coming to work sober
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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