i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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