the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
ttyl tear gas
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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