god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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