Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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