Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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