we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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