where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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