Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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